News Flash
COUNTDOWN: 109 days till Pauillac · 15 long Sundays to suffer through ·
PHASE: Week 4 of 18 — Foundation · Cutback week. Recover before the build phase. ·
ROLL CALL: 7 of 13 still ghosting the dashboard · we see you, lads ·
LEADERBOARD: Top three this season: Fred > Louis > Blaise · everyone below has months to do something about it ·
GAP: Dan sits 80km behind Fred · the gap is now a chasm ·
BREAKING: Louis just clocked a 24.4km long run · the groom is putting in the work — what's everyone else's excuse? ·
RIVALRY: Fred OUTRUNNING the groom by 20km · Louis, where's the alpha energy? ·
DARK HORSE: Blaise quietly stacking 96km · the non-Illigs have arrived ·
PB: Matt drops −0:34/km on long runs · the engine is warming up ·
PACE WATCH: Freddy averaging 5:36/km · brisk if you're carrying the shopping ·
TARGET: Squad at 48% of this week's target · respectable for amateurs, embarrassing for trainees ·
PROJECTION: Group projection 4:24 · +24:02 to sub-4 — but we still have months ·
MILESTONE: 591km combined · 14 marathons' worth between the squad ·
DRESS CODE: Costumes are mandatory · this is non-negotiable, yes it'll chafe ·
RUMOUR: One château allegedly pours grand cru · find the queue, join it, lose 12 minutes ·
PSA: If you can hold a conversation on your long run the pace is right · if you're explaining politics, you're going too easy ·
COUNTDOWN: 109 days till Pauillac · 15 long Sundays to suffer through ·
PHASE: Week 4 of 18 — Foundation · Cutback week. Recover before the build phase. ·
ROLL CALL: 7 of 13 still ghosting the dashboard · we see you, lads ·
LEADERBOARD: Top three this season: Fred > Louis > Blaise · everyone below has months to do something about it ·
GAP: Dan sits 80km behind Fred · the gap is now a chasm ·
BREAKING: Louis just clocked a 24.4km long run · the groom is putting in the work — what's everyone else's excuse? ·
RIVALRY: Fred OUTRUNNING the groom by 20km · Louis, where's the alpha energy? ·
DARK HORSE: Blaise quietly stacking 96km · the non-Illigs have arrived ·
PB: Matt drops −0:34/km on long runs · the engine is warming up ·
PACE WATCH: Freddy averaging 5:36/km · brisk if you're carrying the shopping ·
TARGET: Squad at 48% of this week's target · respectable for amateurs, embarrassing for trainees ·
PROJECTION: Group projection 4:24 · +24:02 to sub-4 — but we still have months ·
MILESTONE: 591km combined · 14 marathons' worth between the squad ·
DRESS CODE: Costumes are mandatory · this is non-negotiable, yes it'll chafe ·
RUMOUR: One château allegedly pours grand cru · find the queue, join it, lose 12 minutes ·
PSA: If you can hold a conversation on your long run the pace is right · if you're explaining politics, you're going too easy ·
Group Total · since 1 May
591km
209km in the last 7 days
Group Elevation · since 1 May
4,075m
▲ vertical metres climbed
Combined Pace
5:16/km
distance-weighted
Predicted Finish
4:24:00
+24:02 to sub-4
Sessions This Wk
6
— so far
I.
The Standings
Phase I · Foundation
I
Fred Illig
Sibling Rivalry
147km total · 1-day streak
II

Louis Illig
★ The Groom
127km total · 1-day streak
III
Blaise Bacquet
96km total · 1-day streak
IV
Matt M.
81km total · 1-day streak
V
Freddy B.
72km total · 1-day streak
VI
Dan Christie
66km total · 1-day streak
VII
Will J.
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VIII
[Brother 2]
Sibling Rivalry
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IX
[Friend 10]
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X
[Friend 11]
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XI
[Friend 12]
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XII
[Friend 13]
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XIII
[Friend 9]
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Hall of Fame
·
Hall of Shame
Le Groomalways
The whole reason we're here — Louis. Looking glorious at every château.
👯
The Sibling Rivalrysince 1 May
Top Illig — Fred Illig (147km) · Behind: Louis Illig (127km).
👑
Top Dogrolling 7d
Most km in the last 7 days — Fred Illig at 46km. King of the leaderboard.
📊
Biggest Shiftrolling 7d
Up most vs prior 7 days — Dan Christie, +20km. Momentum is a hell of a drug.
📈
Biggest Glow-Uprolling 14d
Pace dropped −0:34/km on long runs — Matt M. is cooking
🔥
La Flammeright now
Longest streak — Louis, 1 day. Locked in.
🌅
L'Aurorerolling 7d
Everyone's allergic to mornings — no pre-7am runs in 7d.
🌡️
The Suffererrolling 7d
Highest avg HR over 7 days — Dan Christie, 153bpm. Either training hard or chasing buses.
👻
The Ghostright now
Most days since last run — Louis Illig, 1 day. 'Starts Monday.'
🍷
The Hangover HeroSat / Sun
Highest weekend HR — Dan Christie, 157bpm. Suspicious.
II.
The Detail
A few private leagues
Longest Single Run All-time PB · top 5
iLouis Illig24.4 km
iiFred Illig20.5 km
iiiMatt M.18.7 km
ivBlaise Bacquet16.6 km
vFreddy B.16.5 km
Pace Improvement Last 30 days · top 5 · /km
iMatt M.−0:34
iiBlaise Bacquet−0:15
iiiFreddy B.−0:01
ivFred Illig+0:01
vDan Christie+0:08
Elevation Gained Since 1 May · top 5 · m
iLouis Illig1,068 m
iiFred Illig994 m
iiiBlaise Bacquet736 m
ivMatt M.509 m
vFreddy B.460 m
Avg Heart Rate Lower = more aerobic · top 5
iFreddy B.136 bpm
iiFred Illig143 bpm
iiiBlaise Bacquet144 bpm
ivLouis Illig149 bpm
vDan Christie151 bpm
III.
The Week, In Verse
Group Totals
Squad tracking well behind (48%)
65 / 135 km · 75% of 180km full-plan target (30km × 6 runners)
IV.
The Plan
18 weeks · sub-4hr stretch goal
Week 4 of 18 — Foundation
Cutback week. Recover before the build phase.
I
Foundation
Wks 1–4 · May
Easy aerobic base. Build from 28 → 36km/wk. Just consistency.
II
Build
Wks 5–10 · Jun–Jul
Intervals and threshold enter the chat. Long runs to 26km.
III
Peak
Wks 11–14 · Jul–Aug
The hard yards. 30–32km long runs at 60km weeks. Marathon-pace efforts.
IV
Taper
Wks 15–18 · Aug–Sep
Volume drops by half. Carb load. Trust the work. Pack the costume.
This week's sessions — pick what fits
Choose 3–6 days · scale to level
Tue
Quality
Tempo 6km @ half-marathon pace
Sun
Long Run
12km @ easy effort
V.
Le Médoc, En Avance
For motivation
23
Wine Stops
Châteaux pouring along the route. Pace yourself.
42.2km
The Distance
Through Pauillac vineyards. The most beautiful suffering.
6:30
Time Limit
After that they pack up the oysters. Be earlier than that.